omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
I’m laughing so hard and I don’t understand why
Oh my God! I laughed for like a solid five minutes!
(Source: kingjrific, via forever-wishing-forever-dreaming)
Imagine….a chihuahua and Great Dane mix. How would that work?
Oh my God! I was rolling for at least five minutes.
Moving into our new house when I was 3. Which I dubbed the ‘White House.’
Can we all just agree that Miley Cyrus is a whore? I mean, she’s kissed girls, had pictures taken of her smoking a questionable substance, and has showed off areas that we really did not want to see. And yet, girls still say she’s their role model? Why is that?
HA HA HAHA
Oh my gosh! I can imagine him walking down the street with his sunglasses jamming out to this!

